Welcome visitor number ???, it's your lucky day! Have you ever wanted to read the consciousness stream of a random internet user? Now you can!
I've always enjoyed reading and writing, so much so that my elementary school teachers told me to "come back when I'm a famous author." Oh how foolish they were, I only use my literacy for evil! Anywho, here's my little collection of bite-sized articles for your viewing pleasure. I hope the information presented here is useful to you somehow, maybe even entertaining. Point and laugh at the circus clown.